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collegehumor:

That’ll teach him to hit books.

little punkass.
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collegehumor:

That’ll teach him to hit books.


little punkass.

Source: College Humor

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tastefullyoffensive:

[thisisnotthatblog]
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[thisisnotthatblog]

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Q:am i a girl or a boy ?

Anonymous

I don’t know. It’s anonymous, so gender is a mixed bag. you could be one. or the other. or both. No idea, really, but I support your asking me a question.

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You know what I think everyone needs?

a passionate, romantic kiss. One of those kisses where it’s hard to tell who started it, and when it’s going to end, but you both know that it’s amazing. A kiss that causes clothes to be pulled and your muscles to tense up and one of you gets pinned against a wall. Where you don’t know where your hands are except for the fact that they’re on the other person, somewhere. A kiss that may lead to other things. A kiss that feels so good, your lips are tingling for a while after. A kiss that, quite simply, takes your breath away.

I think everyone should have that. at least once.

    • #kiss
    • #man
    • #woman
    • #gay
    • #straight
    • #any sexual orientation at all
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finalellipsis:

Venom vs. ice cream

[video]

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pleatedjeans:

via
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via

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Q:WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Anonymous

tumblrdatinggame? What the hell? What is this?

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Q:Does and will Gabriel lovingly and physically want to be together soon?

Anonymous

Who is Gabriel and why are you asking me this? I think this is the weirdest question i’ve been asked….

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I feel like I’m screwing up somehow.

Like, I don’t really know if i’ve done anything wrong, or that my actions or answers or anything I do is coming up right. I feel that while I’m a good friend in some places, being unable to spend time with others paints me as a horrible friend. And it’s not that I don’t want to, I really want to spend time with the new friends i’ve made here. It just seems a lot like up north, where I live clear aross the area, and may not have the time, money, or gas to come all the way out. It actually is a lot worse, in some respects. Make no mistake, I wish I could have everyone I know live in one massive apartment complex to make it easier. of course, Cops would probably called on one or two of them. I just….hate it when people are mad at me, or just give up on me because I don’t show. I’ve had it happen already, and I don’t want it to happen again. I know the answer is to just come on out, But here’s my situation: I live 45 minutes away from anywhere, not counting traffic. So not only do I have to account for driving there, but also driving back. which means calculating gas, plus whether or not my girlfriend is okay with me going out to see people(which actually is the biggest thing, but I listed this in no particular order). So please believe me when I say that I wish I could see you all.

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wowfunniestposts:

happy pills available here

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